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Simon Jordan: What A Plonker

If slagging off our glorious club and its supporters, in his own newspaper column wasn`t enough, this time the Crystal Palace chairman has pulled out all the stops and given an interview with a men`s magazine.

Doesn`t it just ooze class? Jordan starts ripping into us in lad's magazine FHM.

It just goes to prove that there cannot be a lot happening over in Croydon with our rivals Palace, as all there moron of a chairman does is speak about the famous Charlton Athletic.

Jordan is quoted of saying: 'I couldn't care less about Charlton. They're a bunch of nobodies. They represent nothing to me.

'They spread lies about me in the media. Dirty lies! Rotten, dirty lies. When they didn't have a ground, we gave them ours. Yet when we get relegated in the last minute at The Valley, their fans do a conga?

'Then their chairman turns around to me and says 'Enjoy The Championship... t****r'. That is just despicable.'

Really???... Our honourable Richard Murray called you exactly what you are! If that`s the case then well done Minty.

Jordan, most people know you as a right smug little twonk who has always gone way over the top on fake tan. Now though the only way your poor excuse of a football team is hitting the headlines is by you having a dig at the club you only ever dream of being like.

Give it up Simple Simon because you`re nearly as boring as your football team.

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Date:Thursday March 29 2007

Time: 11:04AM

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Jordon is pondlife, don't think anyone could warm to this egotistic maniac.
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29/03/2007 11:39:00

CKS im pleased you agree. What he has had to say about Charlton is well out of line and i hope The FA take action.
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29/03/2007 13:02:00

The Fa don't eveer take action there nearly as big a joke as Jordan.
Red Red Robin
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29/03/2007 16:44:00

Typical Palace isant it. I don't even bother to comment on this sort of trash the mans a living joke
Charlton Mark
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29/03/2007 16:55:00

That often happens if you spend too long drinking the fizzy stuff.
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01/04/2007 15:49:00

your a bunch of nobodies lol
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02/04/2007 16:50:00

Really Everton Mike? No bodies? Thats not very nice is it? Your just Liverpools shaddow..... remember that
Red Red Robin
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04/04/2007 13:24:00

i'm a saints fan and love the way you lot are pulling yourselves out of trouble. ignore jordan, egotistical w****r.
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04/04/2007 23:40:00


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